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the-real-goddamazon:

This post is so important.

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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jackhoward:

kaishabackwards:

I paused my music for this. Worth it.

When people say “I will never not reblog this” I’ve found my one of those

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If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

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Swing life away <3
Swing life away <3

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

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iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

mustardwketchup:

These Fabulous Swimsuits Are Designed Specifically for Breast Cancer Survivors

And they’re modelled by some seriously glam women.

This is amazing.

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nothing personal + snaps (pt. 1)
(pt. 2)

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mishas-novaks asked: asia asia bobasia banana fana fofasia fifaimomasia asia

mishas-novaks:

astronaute:

milla, milla, mo-milla, banana-fana fo-filla fee-fi-mo-milla

milla!

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thankyou

thefirstmetalbender:

thug-seme-since1995:

What have you done to my childhood

have you ever wanted to fuck a sea creature

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ringo-to-chizu:

I swear I’m not even two minutes in and I couldn’t resist.

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bigbardafree:

deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was

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