okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
I paused my music for this. Worth it.
When people say “I will never not reblog this” I’ve found my one of those
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP
Omg i’ll smile forever
id cry from happiness i think
that last gif will be me in 3 hours
edit: I was dead wrong
Disney Princesses as sloths.
These Fabulous Swimsuits Are Designed Specifically for Breast Cancer Survivors
This is amazing.
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What have you done to my childhood
have you ever wanted to fuck a sea creature
I swear I’m not even two minutes in and I couldn’t resist.